I always took pride in talking about my successful weight loss journey. But the truth is a whole lot of ugliness transpired in between. I was inspired to write about this after reading "The Silence We Eat" By Oyindamola Shoola. So, this post is lowkey dedicated to her. The females in my family tend to … Continue reading My Battle With Anorexia (with pics)
Well, I actually made this confession some 16years ago but I was having a blast from the past and decided to share this unusual story. 😂😂😂 When I was in JSS1, we had this beautiful and sweet class teacher. We called her Aunty Eunice. Damn, that woman was fine and the closest to an angel … Continue reading Confession: Failed coup
Ever since I woke up this morning and realized it was the 31st of October, I've been dreading the end of this faithful month. I know the rest of the world can't wait to be over October. I mean, it's about time to waltz into the pre-christmas month. I, on the other hand will gladly … Continue reading 5 Reasons I’m Not Excited About November
I think they are just a bunch of perfectly orchestrated mumbo jumbo to distract us from the impending doom. Yeah...they are coming and without mercy they will wipe out this sick excuse of a planet. Looking at these two shove their tongues down each other's throats makes me want to throw up my lunch. They … Continue reading I Hate Love Stories
Romance is dying out as it seems people are putting more work in proving to the world that they are in a loving relationship than in putting the real love in the relationship. Relationships have been reduced to expressive emojis, occasional phone or video calls, looking good for the gram and so on. Feelings alone … Continue reading Give Me 3 Minutes and I’ll Make You a Better Lover
Today is the day we let our babies loose ALL DAY! *does the chicken dance* Let me give you gist. • Early last year, I got into full blown panic mode. I was feeling some kind of big 'kokos' in my left breast so I made the big mistake of checking google. Google told me … Continue reading Ditching the bra!!!
Honestly with what just happened, I deserve a PhD in Bus Hustleology. Abeg, no yab me. 😌😌😌 But wait, what is happening in this Lagos? The traffic has become a giant Hydra swallowing up everyone and everything. Anyways, back to the gist. So, I have been at the bus stop for over 40minutes waiting for … Continue reading Proud PhD Holder in Bus Hustleology
She couldn’t really come up with a reason why she liked Uche. He wasn’t the kind of guy you’d throw a second glance or flip your imaginary hair just to catch his eye. He looked liked your average guy out there. There were no special features, at least not the kind that would have the … Continue reading Crimson
I needed to go pick up a form this morning. As I stepped out of the office, I realised I had run out of passport photographs. I was like, Lord why me? 🙆🙆🙆 Without looking at a mirror, I knew I looked like an Halloween character. My eyes were puffy from consistent lack of sleep. … Continue reading I don’t want to make up!