I don’t want to make up!

I needed to go pick up a form this morning. As I stepped out of the office, I realised I had run out of passport photographs. I was like, Lord why me? πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™† Without looking at a mirror, I knew I looked like an Halloween character. My eyes were puffy from consistent lack of sleep. … Continue reading I don’t want to make up!

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Shawarma Tales

I was in church this evening when the devil came and planted the image of shawarma in my head. Yes, I know it's the devil because that was all I could think of through the service. It was so bad that before the Pastor even closed the service, I was already googling shawarma spots around. … Continue reading Shawarma Tales

The Shadow Hunter

It’s high time somebody developed an app that will allow people switch off their shadow when they want to because apparently, having a shadow is now a crime in Lagos. Some nights ago, my sister and I were rushing to catch a bus at new garage when she decided to stop by to price a … Continue reading The Shadow Hunter

Small Stature na Bastard

*clears throat* Ermm, good day ladies and gentle moi moi. My name is Arike I am here to support the motion which says "small stature has done more harm than good." We are in the age and time where teenagers now look like they are in their thirties. Thanks to beauty trends and whatever it … Continue reading Small Stature na Bastard